THanks and SHanks. Not compatible, believe it or not.

I just found this on the internet and I thought HOLY SHIT. That’s freaking brilliant. Imagine going through life and having to sign things and being able to sign “THanks” and then when the salesperson says, “You’re very welcome, sir, but we need your signature,” you can say “That IS my signature, now give me my credit card back.”

Your kid gets a 42 on a test and he has to get it signed. You sign it THanks.

You get a parking ticket, and you sign it THanks.

You get your copy of the divorce agreement and you sign it THanks.

Major bonus….his FIRST wife was named Samantha, so she got to sign the divorce “SHanks”. Total Fucking Win.

Love,

Mrs. P

 

About Mrs. P

I write, read, and sell things on zazzle. Sometimes funny, mostly eclectic, and I'm finding this paragraph to be the hardest thing I have ever had to write. Follow me if you have no idea where you're going...
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4 Responses to THanks and SHanks. Not compatible, believe it or not.

  1. Dangrdafne says:

    I love how your mind works.

  2. sillysusieq says:

    Good stuff!! Its right up there with “Olive Cox”, “Ben Dover” and “Harry Johnson”….love it!

  3. Jelena says:

    LOL
    Too brilliant!

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